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electric muscles

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i got one of those shock pads for

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building up your muscles sick of

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shifting weights and heaving all those

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heavy tussles this way i could strap it

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on and then watch the television

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so to get great big muscles became my

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primary decision

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well i fell asleep one night didn't i

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don't ask yes i really did had it around

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my thigh and my legs started kicking

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like a kid

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before i woke up i'd done about 20 laps

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of the house

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pulled up all the carpets found four

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dollars and one mouse

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so now i only fit into half of my pants

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no the left half and i don't know if i

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should build up the weedy thigh and calf

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or wait for the right one to wither a

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bit to fit in my suit

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and i'd have to let my toe muscles

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dwindle to fit in the boot

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i actually did it with the left arm as

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well unfortunately air

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it attracts attention

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you should see the balanced people stare

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and it makes driving a bit more

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hazardous than apnea

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it's very hard to park properly unless

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there's a gap near

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so my advice would be don't fool around

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with satan's toys electrical stimulator

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type strap-on devices have no joys

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they're just a constant source of that

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which is a distraction